The Cat that Fell Over
(2003)
Time: 0:46

LYRICS:
There once was a cat who fell over,
He couldn't get back up,
(No matter what he tried),
He couldn't get back up,
(No matter what he tried),
There's a lesson here for all of us to learn.

Says it all really. A friend of mine figured out one way of looking at it: "Don't Drink too much".